• Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on?
    Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we're still trying to Pivot to Streaming
    Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this
    Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]

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    twitter’s dying lollll

    *draws Queerplatonic goldendragon*

    THEY ARE MY LIL SQUISHIES JDJDHFJN

  • I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.